Run so they cant see :3

mawaty:

i-am-the-homestuck:

tangarang:

squat-pilgrim:

GOD BLESS AMERICA

EVEN IF YOU DON’T READ HOMESTUCK JUST READ THIS 

fucking piece of art this is my favorite series of panels in the entire comic

ouija board of cock.

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GC: H3Y. >:]

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < DO YOU WANT A JOB

GC: UHM. SUR3?

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < OKAY

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < YOU WORK AS A NIGHT GURAD

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < AT

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < A PIZZAERA

GC: DO YOU W4NN4 T4NGL3 W1TH TH3 M4NGL3.

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < YS

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < YAS

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < **

GC: F1GHT M3

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < WE ALL DIE IN THE END

GC: WTF

I MUST PUT DOWN THE TOYS AND WAYS OF A CHILD. AND CONFRONT THE BIG THINGS OF BECOMING A HUGE MAN. BY DUELING THE SUPREME BEAST OF MY LEGEND LAND, HIS SERPENTINE EMINENCE, YOGURTBONER HIMSELF. I’M ABOUT TO GO FIGHT HIM NOW, SO THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER HEAR MY EXCELLENT VOICE.

I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN’S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.

I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.